Nite nite, wussyboy! FEAR SADIE!!
This is my manager-Sexy Sadie! She's big, she's bad, she breaks rings with people's asses and terrifies the ignorant masses!
Any who doubt the awesome power of her "Sugarshaker" finish shoulda been there when she picked up the 350lb "Axl"
Faulkner by his NECK and slammed his ass with a positively horrendous crash. Many large men have reported the last thing
they saw before losing consciousness was Sadie's paratrooper boot approaching fast. Sadie could wrestle the girls, and sometimes
does, but mostly she likes to beat the hell out of big, hairy men-both for the sense of personal satisfaction it gives her
and so she can serve them up to her favorite drama queen (see Wild Irish Rose). Oh, Sadie-you're the only woman that's man
enough for me!
This girl does resemble a storm in one way-when she hit the women's division, people went into hiding! Where
did all the girls go? They seem to have pretty much unassed the area. Scared, the lot of them. Scared of the power of the
Michael J. Plezing
Never before in the world of professional wrestling was so much owed by so many to one man-Michael
J. Plezing. Plezing trained many of the ACW stars, has held every title the promotion has ever had, and has broken innumerable
chairs over the Hammer's skull. What a guy! His sense of decency, fair play, and all around good sportsmanship are rarely
seen in this day and age, and I know that a role model like Mr. Plezing is destined to grace the front of a Wheaties box someday.
Sleek, fast, and totin' a kendo stick! Mr. Big combines agility, luscious abs, and a mean streak to succeed in
a sport generally thought of as the domain of larger men. I love the sound that kendo stick makes when he's beating MTV across
their heads with it! Turns me ON!!
NOW whatcha gonna do, lil'skinny man? With Bull staring at you from across the ring, you're in for a rough
night. He could throw you into the turnbuckle or into the 5th or 6th row with equal ease. Easily the strongest man in ACW.
And cuddly too.